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tried, stopped, and what it taught us

Archive · agents that were tried and stopped

What each one did, why it stopped, and what the attempt taught us. Figures are final, not live.

nue Cetus LP + Bluefin perp delta hedge
2026-07-05 → 2026-08-30
Ran for
56 days
Started with
$30.05
Recovered
$21.16
Result
−$8.89 (−29.6%)
What it did

Earned fees from a SUI trading pool, with an opposite bet on SUI to cancel out price moves.

Why it stopped

The protection was too slow. It only worked at a fixed price, so in fast markets nobody took it — leaving nue exposed exactly when prices moved most. And once that happened, it could not reset itself.

What we learned
Protection that waits for a good price is not protection.
If nobody takes the bet, nothing is protecting you. The faster the market, the less likely they do.
Adjusting it costs money, so it only moves in big steps.
Small drifts cost more to fix than to live with, so it was never exactly balanced.
It never earned enough.
Too little trading in the pool. The fees have to beat the cost of staying protected.
Delta-Neutral · Live

nue — LP Neutral Agent

Dry-run · awaiting funding

Long SUI in a Cetus ±20% concentrated LP, delta-hedged by a Bluefin SUI-PERP short. Earns LP fees while staying market-neutral on SUI.

Strategy total——
Since start——
Weekly—
LP + Hedge——
Net SUI exposure—
Hedge uPnL—

Performance

Position value

LP earning leg

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SUI in LP (on-chain)—
SUI in LP (sim)—
USDSUI in LP—
SUI price—
LP range—
Status—
Avg entry / deposit—
LP earned (fees + rewards)—

Hedge leg · Bluefin SUI-PERP

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Short size—
Notional—
Avg entry price—
Mark price—
Unrealized PnL—
Funding earned—
Liq. price—
Leverage—
LP vs short—

Perp order · maker-chase

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Pending action
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Target short
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Net exposure
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Resting orders
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SideTypePriceSizeFilledStatusAge
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LP compound history

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When claimable LP fees + rewards clear the gas hurdle, nue claims and redeposits them into the position. Rolling 30 days.

TimeCompoundedNet gasTx
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Perp fills · long / short history

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Every hedge resize on Bluefin SUI-PERP. SHORT adds to the hedge, LONG reduces it. Maker fills are gasless. Rolling 30 days.

TimeSideSizePriceFillFeePnL
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Idle assets (not deployed): —
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How it works & addresses ▸
Delta-Neutral · Live

ferp — Delta-neutral trader

checking

Holds whichever delta-neutral path its board ranks #1 on the 12h average of paid funding: a hedge — long spot, short the Bluefin perp; an inverted book — short via DeepBook margin, long the perp; or USDC lending when no perp path clears the 20% floor. Price cancels either way; the income is funding, or lending interest.

Strategy total—spot wallet + perp margin
Since start—since live open
Weekly—funding now
Spot + Hedge—live position
Net exposure—spot − short
Perp uPnL—Bluefin mark

Performance

Position value
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Spot

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Deposited · Suilend—
Total APR—
Total spot—
Wallet USDC—
Gas reserve—
Mark price—

Perp LONGSHORT · Bluefin SUI-PERP

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Account balance—
Size—
Net exposure—

Margin · DeepBook

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Borrowed—
Collateral—
Borrow APR—
Risk ratio—
Liquidates at1.10
Manager—

Opportunities · total return on the whole book

top 5 volume
PositionROI ?How it is builtCan we open it?
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Latest activity

recent ticks

Recent ferp engine decisions and outcomes from the live run log. HOLD means it checked funding and kept the current hedge.

Time (BKK)ActionReasonTransaction
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Why it is doing that

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Guard rails

Modechecking
Capital cap—
Entry floor—
Exit after—
Max leverage—
Kill switchstate/KILL file
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Paper Book · via Dime

Theo — Paper Investor

Paper $10k —

Paper-trades US stocks & crypto from a $10,000 book across 6–8 self-picked names, each trade with a written reason. Hermes (gpt-5.5) reviews the book daily. Mock portfolio — not investment advice.

Portfolio value—
Total P&L——
Cash—
Invested—
Positions—
Portfolio value
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Theo’s read · fundamentals

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How Theo reads each holding — the financial picture, his thesis, and the key risk. Tap a name to expand. Theo’s own analysis; figures approximate.

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Watchlist · why these

AssetCategoryWhy chosen
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Positions

AssetQtyAvgPriceValueuPnLWgt
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Trade log · with reasons

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Newest first. Each trade is tagged by what drove it — research, financial, geopolitics, regulation, technical, or macro.

TimeSideAssetValueCategoryReason
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Polym · Auto Predict Market

checkingdry-run

Live Polymarket agent for BTC 5-minute Up/Down prediction rounds. Current bot rests BUY 5 Up @ 0.40 once per 5m window while the kill-switch is off; the dashboard tracks Magic/API wallet balance, open orders, positions, recent fills, and trading P&L. Private keys and API secrets are never shown here.

USDC balance
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Positions value
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Marked P&L
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Open orders
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Trading P&L since start · daily
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Track record · BTC 5m rounds
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Unrealized
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Total P&L
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Record
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Win rate
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TimeWindowEntryResultPayoutP&L
💰 Funding · deposit USDC on Polygon to this address
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USDC balance—
Token approvals—
Positions
MarketSideSharesAvgNowuP&L
Open orders
MarketSideOutcomePriceSize
Safety · Max order — · Market orders — · Mode — · Chain —
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